February 2012
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Feb 28th
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Martial Law.
Me: Do you know what martial law is?
Bachi: (with attitude, as usual) Yeah, baby!
Me: Okay, what is it?
Bachi: That thing which you eat...
Me: Huh? WHAT?
Bachi: That soft one...?
Me: *burst out laughing* MARSHMALLOW??
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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REAL FRIENDS : They do not get offended whe you...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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My brother
Chicken : How is your brother, who went to Pakistan?
Me : He got other sisters there.
Lolly : *burst out laughing*
Feb 23rd
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Something red :P
Me : Khadooj :(
Chicken : No, No. I wont forgive you. You insulted me infront of Lolly.
Me : Who is she first of all?
Chicken : She is something red!
Me & Lolly : *burst out laughing*
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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If Bachi Would've been there on Monday, she...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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“What do you said.”
– Blondie
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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“The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are...”
– searching for different ways or truer answers.” — M. Scott Peck (via manilajonquil)
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Bachi: At least Bashu is better than Hashmat or Saqr.
Blondie: Look at Ashker, Father of Sex.
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Dearest Tumblr,
youre-my-krypt0niteee: You’re amazing. You don’t really talk, you’re the quiet type. But you always listen. You’re always there for me. You never buy me chocolate, but that’s okay. Some of us aren’t financially able to do that. Honestly, I think you are. But I love you. We spend lots of time together, just staring at each other. We never go outside, we don’t want to ruin your beautiful face....
Feb 14th
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Virgin
Bachi : (to Ruki) You're cheap! Two dirhams plaza!
Fafa : Ruki come fight. Bachi is insulting you. She called you two dirhams Plasma.
Everyone : *Burst out laughing*
Ruki : What do you want bitch, sharmoota, slut, prostitute.....
Bachi : Heeeeellllllooooooooo! I'm a VIRGIN !
Later when suddenly Anju ma'm comes in and hears 'Two dirhams plaza'
Anju : *while looking at Bachi* There's this new shop in kharan. It has only one dirham things.
Bachi : *Thought ma'am was insulting her* Heeeeellllllooooooooo! I'm a VIRGIN !
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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“I didn’t know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if anybody spoke to me or...”
– Sylvia Plath (via misswallflower)
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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“Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire… Pain arrives,...”
– Charles Bukowski  (via runawaytrain)
Feb 13th
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Listenfuckyeahslowjams: justinancheta: Take Care...
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“Me: Almu, tell me, what are they going to do to me. Sumaiya: Why would she tell...”
Feb 13th
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